The Love Doctor

Let me start by saying that I have never read this blog before this AM. That being said, my girlfriend sent me and another girlfriend this link this morning with a subject heading of “Ummm…” When I opened up the email, her message was “I’m pretty sure this is us…” and then the link to this site. To my surprise, after the second sentence I realized that this story sounded strangely similar to my Friday night bender two weeks ago. Yup, I’m the a-hole from the table of girls next to you. Sorry. I just forwarded this to my BF and he said that I absolutely HAD TO close the loop by writing something back, and more importantly, he wanted to know if you ever got to see those jungle man panties. Anyways, at least it’s a funny story… Sheesh this city is SO small.

It’s not our story, NOWAY.

All our stories are anonymous submissions. So we couldn’t tell you about the dude’s underwear. But we hear you on what you are saying about cities being tiny. Send us your (and you BF’s too) stories!

p.s. we have no idea which city the above date happened in!!

Leopard print tighty whities is an oxymoron. Perhaps the good doctor ignored this chick because she has the figurative acumen of a Bhutanese orphan. At least “Noway” understands the efficacy of caps lock, particularly when applied to the past perfect tense. Naoming?

What a weird coincidence.

WillMarch: I’m fairly sure you can grasp the idea that “tighty whiteys” are a kind of underwear, and that a white color is not necessarily implied. (By the way, what’s with the totally irrelevant Bhutanese orphan comment?)

noway sounds like a douhe

Will, you’ve crammed an incredible amount of pompousness into that one comment.

Yes, leopard-print tighty whities is an oxymoron. It’s a slang term for briefs, so, as Canaduck pointed out, it’s not an outright contradiction. And as someone who seems to want people to know that he’s highly educated, you know the difference between an oxymoron and an outright contradiction, don’t you?

Why is a lack of acumen something we should associate with Bhutanese orphans? Is this a particular problem in Bhutan? Would Bhutanese orphans always do worse than Nepalese orphans if they competed against each other on ‘The Apprentice’? Let’s explore this metaphor further.

Why the need to pick up on Noway’s use of the caps lock? Yes, it adds some nice emphasis. But why in the world does this make the poster compare unfavourably to Noway?

There’s nothing about this story that makes me doubt the poster’s intelligence, but you, on the other hand, sound like you’re suffering from the very acumen deficit that you attribute to those poor Bhutanese orphans. Give her, and the orphans of Bhutan, a break.

what a jerk. that is so selfish and rude of him to ignore you like that! patrick you made me laugh, good job

Willmarch: I bet you’ve featured in many a bad date story (assuming for some reason that you can hide what a pedant you are long enough to secure a date with a girl).

‘…all throughout our date he corrected my pronunciation even when there was nothing wrong wrong with it, and made bizarre pronouncements deriding my intelligence…’

In all seriousness, you write like you have a psychological condition.

Frankly you *all* sound like a bunch of pompous douchebags. No matter where one goes on the www, there’s always some prick trying to lrd his superior intellect over everyone else in the “Comments” section. I admit, sometimes it’s me. I’m just sayin’. It’s underwear for Chrissakes..

Frankly you *all* sound like a bunch of pompous douchebags. No matter where one goes on the www, there’s always some prick trying to lord his supposedly superior intellect over everyone else in the “Comments” section. I admit, sometimes it’s me. I’m just sayin’.

It’s underwear for Chrissakes..

ah…f*ck me.

sounds like mcdreamy’s sort of douchebagery…