Comments on: The Love Doctor

By: Kiki

Kiki — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 21:29:02 +0000

sounds like mcdreamy’s sort of douchebagery…

By: Mollusk

Mollusk — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:32:56 +0000

ah…f*ck me.

By: Mollusk

Mollusk — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:29:12 +0000

Frankly you *all* sound like a bunch of pompous douchebags. No matter where one goes on the www, there’s always some prick trying to lord his supposedly superior intellect over everyone else in the “Comments” section. I admit, sometimes it’s me. I’m just sayin’.

It’s underwear for Chrissakes..

By: Mollusk

Mollusk — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 05:28:26 +0000

Frankly you *all* sound like a bunch of pompous douchebags. No matter where one goes on the www, there’s always some prick trying to lrd his superior intellect over everyone else in the “Comments” section. I admit, sometimes it’s me. I’m just sayin’. It’s underwear for Chrissakes..

By: Sophie

Sophie — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 17:38:44 +0000

Willmarch: I bet you’ve featured in many a bad date story (assuming for some reason that you can hide what a pedant you are long enough to secure a date with a girl).

‘…all throughout our date he corrected my pronunciation even when there was nothing wrong wrong with it, and made bizarre pronouncements deriding my intelligence…’

In all seriousness, you write like you have a psychological condition.

By: caffeinemachine

caffeinemachine — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:06:06 +0000

what a jerk. that is so selfish and rude of him to ignore you like that! patrick you made me laugh, good job

By: Patrick

Patrick — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:49:05 +0000

Will, you’ve crammed an incredible amount of pompousness into that one comment.

Yes, leopard-print tighty whities is an oxymoron. It’s a slang term for briefs, so, as Canaduck pointed out, it’s not an outright contradiction. And as someone who seems to want people to know that he’s highly educated, you know the difference between an oxymoron and an outright contradiction, don’t you?

Why is a lack of acumen something we should associate with Bhutanese orphans? Is this a particular problem in Bhutan? Would Bhutanese orphans always do worse than Nepalese orphans if they competed against each other on ‘The Apprentice’? Let’s explore this metaphor further.

Why the need to pick up on Noway’s use of the caps lock? Yes, it adds some nice emphasis. But why in the world does this make the poster compare unfavourably to Noway?

There’s nothing about this story that makes me doubt the poster’s intelligence, but you, on the other hand, sound like you’re suffering from the very acumen deficit that you attribute to those poor Bhutanese orphans. Give her, and the orphans of Bhutan, a break.

By: shmoogly

shmoogly — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 09:59:01 +0000

noway sounds like a douhe

By: Canaduck

Canaduck — Tue, 05 May 2009 05:34:39 +0000

What a weird coincidence.

WillMarch: I’m fairly sure you can grasp the idea that “tighty whiteys” are a kind of underwear, and that a white color is not necessarily implied. (By the way, what’s with the totally irrelevant Bhutanese orphan comment?)

By: Will

Will — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 05:42:00 +0000

Leopard print tighty whities is an oxymoron. Perhaps the good doctor ignored this chick because she has the figurative acumen of a Bhutanese orphan. At least “Noway” understands the efficacy of caps lock, particularly when applied to the past perfect tense. Naoming?