Dynastic Cabin Fever
Sometimes a Very Worst Date happens outside the traditional ‘dinner and movie’ set-up. Your romantic hopes might be crushed earlier or later on. So we present our first Mid-Courtship Disaster…
For the first time in my life, I found myself thrilled when the flight attendant showed me to my seat. I was flying business class for work and expected everything to be a little classier and better looking but my neighbor exceeded all my hopes of a glamorous traveling companion.
Not only did he look like an South Asian version of John F. Kennedy Jr., he was also reading a book about surgery. I silently thanked God for the blessing he’d delivered to me. Now we had the entire New York-Los Angeles trip to get to know each other, I thought as I settled in. The promise of his looks was fully fulfilled in his personality – he was remarkably erudite and stunningly intelligent. By Las Vegas, I was ready to marry him.
Before we alighted at LAX, he gave me his number. That’s when he dropped in another number: his age. I knew the guy was younger than me so I guessed late 20s. I was older (in the next decade) but not by that much so I did not think it was that disgraceful – until he revealed he was 18. His parents had been several rows ahead of us on the plane!
After I’d finished up with work in L.A., I decided to call him on the urging on my colleagues, who cheered loud and excitedly, “Why not?” We ended up going out to fancy restaurant, where the reality of his age came home fully.
When the waiter came up to ask if we wanted cocktails, I held my breath. He ordered a soda and later, he charmingly and thoughtfully discussed how he’d spoken to his friend about me and how they’d weighed up the relationship’s possibilities of working out.
For me, this was not My Very Worst Date in the traditional sense, but it was still something of a dating tragedy. I was crushed. I met the man of my dreams and he turned out to be a boy of 18.
