Something in the Air Tonight

I had been crushing on this guy for quite a while so was delighted when he asked me out on a date. This might be the worst thing about this Very Worst Date – I actually really, really wanted to be on the date. 

So, on the night of our date, he picked me up at the door and walked me to his car. It was then that I noticed the air was smelling somewhat musty, but thought nothing of it. We got in the car and the overwhelming smell of animal piss filled the air. As it was starting to make me physically gag I said, “Oh, hey, can you smell that? Maybe an animal got in your car…?”

“Nah, I think my cat got mad and pissed on my sweater,” he responded with utter nonchalance. The sweater he was wearing.  The sweater he continued to wear for the rest of the date. Yeah, that one couldn’t have ended sooner.