Trivial Pursuit

I was recently dumped by a guy in a very unflattering way and I needed someone to boost my self esteem. I agreed to go out on a date with the first guy who asked me out. He was the MC at our local bar’s “Trivia Night.” He called me a few days later to let me know he wasn’t in the state and wouldn’t be back until next week. I asked him why and he informed me he was finally getting his life long dream of a circumcision at age 25. He then made a joke about how I would be the first girl to experience this new amazing piece of art. Do you think I still kept the date for the following week? Yes, yes I did.

He arrived at my house with bottles and bottles of water. Was he running a marathon after I wondered? He proceeded to use my bathroom for 10 minutes and started making unforunate moaning sounds. Trying to keep an open mind, we went to a local pub for food and drinks, but I had a cold and could barely taste anything so I didn’t eat much. He ripped into me about how much the plate of chicken fingers cost and that I should finish it. Then he got personal and told me he was adopted, which was fine, except he then told me he didn’t have a good relationship with his mom and during one argument, he hit her. I started looking for the emergency exit sign.

He walked me back to my place where we were supposed to watch a movie. I knew I needed to kick him out, but how? As I was about to sit on the couch so we could watch the movie, he extended his hand so I would sit on it and he could cop a feel. I had enough and promptly kicked him out. I eventually had to find a new place to play trivia.