On the Rocks

I was on a second date with a guy and he took me for Mexican food. We were getting to know each other better while drinking Cadillac margaritas. He got totally wasted so I offered to call him a cab as I was not about to take a completely drunk stranger home. He said he would take care of it so I took off as I had lost interest at this point. But at three o’clock in the morning my cell phone began to ring and ring and ring. The caller ID said “Prison 213-555-1222.” When I answered it was my date explaining that he got pulled over and charged with a DUI. He then asked me if I would post his bail.