Doggie Lap Dance

yorkshire-terrier

I had been seeing my neighbor’s best friend for a few weeks and had PG-13 rated sleepovers during the week. Both of us having to work, we would get up, dressed for the day at the office, then head downstairs for breakfast. My roommate’s Yorkie would always come to see what the commotion was all about, so we were used to her presence. So we thought nothing of it one morning when she jumped up on the guy’s lap as he was watching the Today show. She was so excited to see him though that she just couldn’t hold it in – literally. Thankfully, his khaki pants concealed where her light brown #2 had come plopping out. Needless to say, he stopped calling after that.

August 24th, 2009 in Mid-Courtship Disaster, WTF?, Wardrobe Malfunctions

Comments (8)

MargaretAugust 24th, 2009 at 7:43 am

What do you mean, “needless to say”?

OMG, little dog had an accident, I cannot ever date this woman.

If he cannot handle a small “wardrobe disaster” like this, he is incapable of greater life crises.

However, you seem to agree that a little dog poop is an understandable deal breaker. You’re both a little off in my book.

rawrAugust 24th, 2009 at 7:48 am

That’s kinda crappy (no pun intended, I hate puns ). Your roommate’s yorkie crapping on his pants isn’t anything you could’ve controlled. Those weird, random happenings occur all the time, regardless of whether you’re dating somebody or not. I get the feeling this dude is often very disappointed with life and has passed up on a lot of good things because he can’t handle those weird, coincidental happenings.

wendyAugust 24th, 2009 at 7:49 am

Hmmm, sounds like it’s not only your farts you’re blaming on the dog. He was just not that into you.

rawrAugust 24th, 2009 at 7:50 am

Ooh, didn’t even think about the “needless to say” part. I have to agree with you, Margaret about both of them being a bit off.

jrAugust 24th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Yeah, this isn’t a “worst date”, it’s more an annoying pet experience. It wasn’t even her dog! It must have been a good excuse to get out of the friends-with-benefits situation semi-gracefully.

BuffyAugust 24th, 2009 at 5:57 pm

Yep, I’m going with “He’s just not that into you” as well–more because the sleepovers were PG-13 than because of the annoying “dog” (I don’t consider anything that size to actually be a dog).

CharlotteSeptember 15th, 2009 at 9:25 pm

you should be happy…any guy who can’t handle a little yorkie certainly can’t handle a real woman! “Buffy”…your personal views on animals are lame, you might want to open your mind a bit cause that’s a pretty immature take on things!