Comments on: Doggie Lap Dance

By: Rockstar Philosopher

Rockstar Philosopher — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 04:29:38 +0000

I’m with Buffy… I think the PG-13 sleepovers probably had more to do with this than the dog turd.

By: Charlotte

Charlotte — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 04:25:29 +0000

you should be happy…any guy who can’t handle a little yorkie certainly can’t handle a real woman! “Buffy”…your personal views on animals are lame, you might want to open your mind a bit cause that’s a pretty immature take on things!

By: Buffy

Buffy — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:57:14 +0000

Yep, I’m going with “He’s just not that into you” as well–more because the sleepovers were PG-13 than because of the annoying “dog” (I don’t consider anything that size to actually be a dog).

By: jr

jr — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 22:40:50 +0000

Yeah, this isn’t a “worst date”, it’s more an annoying pet experience. It wasn’t even her dog! It must have been a good excuse to get out of the friends-with-benefits situation semi-gracefully.

By: rawr

rawr — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:50:40 +0000

Ooh, didn’t even think about the “needless to say” part. I have to agree with you, Margaret about both of them being a bit off.

By: wendy

wendy — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:49:42 +0000

Hmmm, sounds like it’s not only your farts you’re blaming on the dog. He was just not that into you.

By: rawr

rawr — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:48:04 +0000

That’s kinda crappy (no pun intended, I hate puns ). Your roommate’s yorkie crapping on his pants isn’t anything you could’ve controlled. Those weird, random happenings occur all the time, regardless of whether you’re dating somebody or not. I get the feeling this dude is often very disappointed with life and has passed up on a lot of good things because he can’t handle those weird, coincidental happenings.

By: Margaret

Margaret — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:43:31 +0000

What do you mean, “needless to say”?

OMG, little dog had an accident, I cannot ever date this woman.

If he cannot handle a small “wardrobe disaster” like this, he is incapable of greater life crises.

However, you seem to agree that a little dog poop is an understandable deal breaker. You’re both a little off in my book.