Napkins Please
A few years ago, I was on a dating stretch from Match.com of a few okay dates, but no real keepers. I had coffee with a guy that seemed OK. We decided to meet up again so we organized a Friday night date later that week. We first went to a Thai restaurant, where he proceeded to eat and eat. I even gave him my leftovers to finish off. In case you’re wondering, he was not obese, just slightly overweight.
We already had plans to attend a bowling fundraiser a lot of my friends were going to. At this point, I made a note to myself not to make plans beyond dinner ahead of time. Inside, they was a long line for beer and sodas with snacks along the way. He went to get our drinks and apparently decided to snack on Cheetos while waiting. He came back with two cups of beer. His entire belly was covered with orange goo and crumbs where he had wiped his hands off on his brown sweater. It was not an attractive look. My friends still give me a hard time about it. I turned down a third date.
