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My friend and I were out riding around one night when we saw two guys in the car next to us that were kinda cute. We motioned them to the nearest gas station and began talking. Of course, the cutest of the two was interested in my friend, K, but the other guy was okay so I thought, “What the hell?” A week or so later, we all met up at night and drove to a local park with a walking path and a lake. My friend and her guy walked off leaving my guy and me sitting off the path by the lake. We began kissing but there was absolutely nothing more, no touching of any kind, no dirty talk, just kissing. He suddenly stopped kissing me and exclaimed, “Uh! I want to f***. But I don’t have a condom.” I just looked at him, too surprised to say anything. I’m not a prude at all, but I didn’t understand how he went from kissing for two minutes, to the expectation of immediate full-on intercouse. I was cordial to him the rest of the evening, but never saw him again.

Comments (13)
AndyNovember 4th, 2009 at 9:36 am

I’m not even sure what the weirdest part of this story is, to be honest with you.

SpankyNovember 4th, 2009 at 10:23 am

Yeah, his comment was random but it didn’t sound like it was that bad of a date.

JJNovember 4th, 2009 at 10:37 am

Who in the hell signals at random strangers for gas-station conversation? Weirdos.

PersNovember 4th, 2009 at 11:22 am

Gas stations are the new eHarmony I guess…

Raise your standards OP.

Frau BlucherNovember 4th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

meeting guys at the gas station?

in fear lies the greatest safety…..

LisaNovember 4th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

I think it’d be weird if a guy who met you under such circumstances and went to the woods with you on the first date DIDN’T expect to get laid!

I can’t imagine a more clear-cut invitation for a little of the old In-Out.

The only surprise in this story is that he had scruples about doing it sans condom, frankly.

But, perhaps I’m being too harsh– I’m guessing the OP is pretty young and perhaps lives in a rural local where it may not be an option to have a polite-get-to-know-ya over a double half-caf Misto.

LiLiNovember 4th, 2009 at 7:42 pm

hahahaahaha this is hilarious!!!
while the gas station doesn’t sound exceptionally classy, it is a very teenage way of meeting people (driving side by side, pulling over to talk). i think it’s hilarious that he said that to you.
and to everyone criticizing– no, meeting someone in a regular occurrence of every day life does not make an invitation for immediate “in and out”. would you say the same thing if she met him on the subway or in a bar? what’s the difference if they met on the road and pulled over to speak more in safe, lit area? geez, if you want to get to know a retard, refer to the drunk driving story below.

DanaNovember 4th, 2009 at 11:22 pm

You wonder why a guy thinks you want to have sex with him when you’ve just been kissing. I wonder why guys at night clubs think it’s ok to feel my breasts when I haven’t even made eye contact. Honey, guys just do the darnedest things! You’ve got to come to expect it.

LaylaNovember 4th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

You meet strange guys at a gas station and go to a park at night to make out. What were you expecting?

YGNovember 5th, 2009 at 12:07 am

^^Agree. You then go to a secluded spot, and your dimwitted friend goes off with Guy #1. What do you think the guys expected to happen? Lucky things didn’t end badly.

Thanks for furthering the notion that girls are capable of making smart, safe choices. You sound about 14. Go back to watching Hannah Montana until you’re old enough to realise what NOT to do.

Twit.

ThailyNovember 5th, 2009 at 5:38 am

Not sure what you expected from a guy you picked up at a gas station.

cellardoorNovember 7th, 2009 at 10:02 pm

You sound like you don’t know how to take care of yourself. Flagging down guys to meet them in a gas station; meeting them in a park at night alone. Ummm … you are lucky nothing worse happened to you. Wise up, little one. You are a statistic in the making.

AshlieNovember 10th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

As romantic as this “date” sounds, I find it hard to believe you would be shocked that he wanted to have sex with you! You met him at a gas station and then your next date was a park. Hmm…

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