Hips Don’t Lie

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In my mid-20′s, I was in a club and the most spectacularly built, good-looking guy asked me to dance. We spent all our time together in the club dancing. He asked me out for the next evening. I had dressed for an evening out, but it appeared that he would make dinner for me in his apartment. Sweet, I thought. Within, 30 seconds of him picking me up, it began. The guy, who was a professional dancer, did not have one positive thing to say about women. When he talked to me, he looked in the rearview mirror. I took stock and realized that all of the car mirrors were positioned so that he could see himself. It flooded back. The night before, I overlooked how he watched himself dance the entire evening, how he moved up on me, but watched his own hips. The music in the club was so loud that there was no conversation. He did not look at me once. Not one time. When he HONKED at my front door, I came out and he was checking his hair. The date lasted six minutes. I got out of the car at first stop light. I don’t think he noticed.

Comments (11)
MargaretNovember 24th, 2009 at 11:27 am

Now that’s what I like to see… Too many of these stories, the doormat girl sticks with the date long after it is clear the guy is a loser. You dumped him as soon as it was clear. Good for you!

karenNovember 24th, 2009 at 11:32 am

awesome……..6 minutes. Its a world record!! So glad this is not a doormat story…

Frau BlucherNovember 24th, 2009 at 1:55 pm

lol. that date went downhill so fast it should be on the Olympic ski team!!!

sadiNovember 24th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

**SNAP SNAP SNAP***
You Go Girl!

rawrNovember 24th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

You win the internet. :D

LisaNovember 24th, 2009 at 9:53 pm

While I too want to root, “you go girl”… I must admit that I don’t understand how he effed-up the date within the first six minutes, other than the honking. How many “positive things to say about women” does the average guy submit during the first six minutes of a date, anyhow?

Sounds as though he turned out to be exactly what was advertised, from your initial encounter– a good-looking, spectacularly-built, vain, preening weener. You were expecting something ELSE maybe?

Frau BlucherNovember 25th, 2009 at 1:52 am

well maybe she just didn’t expect he’d be THAT much of a weener!

emilyNovember 25th, 2009 at 8:55 am

Good Job on getting outta there! I don’t like the stories where the girl puts up with crap for HOURS (even though I might do that too!)

He sounded like a jerk!

LaylaNovember 26th, 2009 at 9:39 pm

I’m sort of in disbelief that you didn’t notice what a prick he had been the *first* time you saw him until the *second* time. Hm.

SikaDecember 4th, 2009 at 1:36 pm

Dude. I would totally put up with a jerk if it got me dinner.

I LOVE FOOD!

Larz BlackmanJune 9th, 2011 at 12:26 pm

She ended it when she realized it wasn’t going to be all about her.

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