Allergy Alert

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On principle and appearance, I do not date people from my academic department but when this one guy, who was the Ph.D. hunk of brawn and brain, asked me out I shockingly forgot my own rule. He told me he would love to cook me a meal but was in the process of moving and of consequence his kitchen was in disarray. I offered my apartment and the date was set; he planned dinner and I dessert.

When d-day finally arrived, he appeared at my place late and offered no explanation. Not that he needed one as I had spent the hour dreaming up excuses for him. He rescued a baby in one scenario – how could I be angry at him for saving a baby? We proceeded to cook dinner together. It was lovely: incredible conversation interspersed with small, cute flirtations. Things were going well.

When it came time for dessert, I told him we were going to have a chocolate fondue with fruit. When I brought out the chocolate, he asked if he could read the ingredients citing a peanut allergy. Oddly enough, I was glad as I have a severe peanut allergy and mutual allergies would alleviate any worry about the end-of-night kiss. I mentioned this and commented on our similarity. He then told me his concern was not for himself but for his girlfriend! He said and I loosely quote: “If things don’t work out here, it would be bad if I go home hospitalize my girlfriend when things are working out for us”.

Of course, things did not work out for us. For his girlfriend’s sake, I’m hoping things didn’t work out for them either.

Comments (13)
rawrDecember 3rd, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Wow. That’s crappy.

Frau BlucherDecember 3rd, 2009 at 3:53 pm

i would show up at his office with a big batch of peanut butter cookies. JERK!!!

KestrelDecember 3rd, 2009 at 4:09 pm

WOW! You sure dodged that bullet. I hope his poor girlfriend dumped his ass, too.

Ali ADecember 3rd, 2009 at 9:27 pm

Frau… I am SO glad the OP didn’t do anything like that. The poor girlfriend doesn’t deserve a crap boyfriend AND an allergic reaction. Come on now. OP, good job! He’s such an ass.

Frau BlucherDecember 3rd, 2009 at 9:41 pm

lol of course not, i’m not some killer…btw i have nut allergies. Just being my usual mean rotten self.

SophieDecember 3rd, 2009 at 10:45 pm

How can anyone – especially a guy clever enough to have a PhD -think that casually mentioning your girlfriend is something you should do on a date?!

EightballDecember 4th, 2009 at 5:29 am

PhDs are some of the most clueless people I’ve ever met. Academic intelligence does not equal common sense or social skills. I bet this guy defined himself by his degree first and foremost and was used to wowing people with his mental prowess, including women.

And was thoroughly up his own arse, which may or may not be related to his degree…;)

MandyDecember 4th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

Too bad you didn’t have an appetizer with nuts – could have gotten to the point a lot sooner. What was he thinking?

LDecember 5th, 2009 at 2:25 am

why do I feel the OP is kind of dumb…?

KenDecember 5th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

How do guys try to get away with this stuff? Maybe I’m a wimp, but I just couldn’t do that to somebody. Just wrong.

rawrDecember 6th, 2009 at 1:00 am

Ken, it’s because you have something called empathy. And a conscious. That’s what keeps you from being a complete and utter piece of shit.

rawrDecember 6th, 2009 at 1:01 am

*Conscience. Not conscious. :c

graffitiMarch 18th, 2010 at 11:02 pm

My gawd!! That’s happened to me before. I went through a whole date with some guy and at the end I asked him when was the last girl he dated. His surprised reply? “Uh…I have a girlfriend, actually.” Guys get a clue.

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