Craigslist Crazy

I often browse the personal ad sections of Craigslist just for laughs, but a few years ago I came across a post and was intrigued. The guy basically seemed like a male version of me, so I decided to take a chance and contact him. After exchanging a few emails we decided to meet for coffee at a local independent coffee shop that I frequent. I got there on time and he was about 20 minutes late, but I had brought a book so I wasn’t too upset by this. Then I found out he had been here all along and was just talking to a girl sitting out on the patio of the coffee shop. Against my better judgment I decided to continue with the date. Then he started talking. I could barely get a word in edgewise.
He said Hitler was just misunderstood and the Holocaust was a huge conspiracy by the Jews to get sympathy from the rest of the world. At this point, some of the employees of the coffee shop were looking at him because he was speaking very loudly about all this stuff. He continued talking about pseudo Nazi ideals and plans for the world, like eugenics and forced sterilization, interspersed with random comments in German. Each time he’d say something in German he’d lower his voice and tell me what it meant and then launch back into his ranting.
Thankfully, I had a class that afternoon so I was able to get away using that as an excuse, but even that took me awhile because I would start to say something about the time and he would just talk over me and keep going. Finally, I just ended up getting out of my chair and grabbing my purse and that finally gave him pause. We got up to leave and he offered to drive me home, but I declined. He then came in for a hug and there was no escape so I just went with it, until he started rubbing his face against mine. At that point I shoved him away and made a break for it.
He emailed/texted/called me at least once a day for the next month or so, but I never responded and eventually his attempts at communication tapered off. But recently I got an email from with a picture of him and a rather worn looking girl attached. The email just said, “Sie sieht besser als du aus,” which means, “She looks better than you” in German. “And yes, I have to gloat; it’s part of my arrogant and general dickish nature.” I sent back, “It’s amusing that you took the time to email me this. However, since you made such an effort, I’ll be polite and respond. I’m happy you found someone! It’s a shame you had to pay for her services though.” Haven’t heard from him since.


