Comments on: WORST DATE IN AMERICA FINALIST: Here Comes Santa

By: MissMC

MissMC — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 05:05:06 +0000

All I can say is I hope to God this story is fake because if it isn’t, this girl was dumb as hell for going home with this guy in the first place. What on earth was she CURIOUS about? She’d already seen too much already sitting by agreeing to sit across the table from this phony in the first place.

AND nobody is just gonna stand there while some big gutted guy with spaghetti sauce in his nasty ass beard slobbers all over their face and then continues to stupidly stand there while he whips his dick out into her waiting hand?!!! Right?? This can’t be real……..

I mean, who would do that? Are her reflexes so slow that she didn’t immediately push the toad away, completely grossed out or knee him in his big ole gut or his conveniently handy balls? Hey, I’ve been groped before and it really doesn’t take much to get somebody like this off of you and make a run for it screaming your head off while you’re running.

TO make myself feel better, I’ve got to tell myself this is fake. Please let it be fake…… cuz I totally feel nauseous now….. GACK!!

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:53:31 +0000

I think I would have just zoomed off when the blind date ran up to the car.

By: Lo

Lo — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:38:49 +0000

“BethFebruary 22nd, 2010 at 11:27 am
@Wendy “Date rape wouldn’t happen nearly as often if rapists didn’t rape people”

thank you. finally a sane voice in this culture of victim-blaming.

By: graffiti

graffiti — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 03:33:36 +0000

WHY DID YOU LET HIM MAKE OUT WITH YOU IF HIS BEARD KEPT GETTING INTO YOUR MOUTH and you were obviously repulsed by everything. Were you that deprived…? Poor poor girl. But at the same time…kinda stupid I’m sorry to say.

By: Dana

Dana — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 18:03:37 +0000

OP, I almost feel bad rating this 5 stars because I would be so traumatized if this happened to me. I’m sorry

By: PommieGurl

PommieGurl — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:29:05 +0000

This story just screams TROLL! to me. =/

By: Canaduck

Canaduck — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 04:50:35 +0000

HOLY CRAP THIS IS HORRIFYING. (And very well written!)

By: Rebecca

Rebecca — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 05:16:56 +0000

As the OP for the date grapist, I honestly have to say that I think this submission should win. The detail about the beard…and the sauce…and the beard in your mouth mid-makeout session (!!!) is truly the grossest thing I have heard in a really long time! I’m sorry, honey.

By: Pers

Pers — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 06:09:08 +0000

Everyone! Everyone! Just stay home and never leave…after reading this, I think it’s the better option!

By: Alex

Alex — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:08:21 +0000

Regarding rape, people should be careful of anyone who they think might be capable of rape – remember, women can rape too and men can get raped as well (although female-on-male and female-on-female rapes are a lot less common than male-on-female and male-on-male).