WORST DATE IN AMERICA FINALIST: Bachelorette Parties

I had gone out with this guy a few times before and he seemed really cool. He had a decent job, spoke three languages and dressed well. One night we went out to a dive bar to meet up with a couple of my friends. Things were going well until a bachlorette party came into the bar. I should note that up to this point, we were the only people at the bar. It was early, like 6 p.m.or so. So now there was our little group and the bach party at the bar. Within a few minutes, the ladies were taking shots and getting crazy. The bride decided to climb on top of her table, take off her shirt and bra and dance. It was pretty weird. But it got weirder… My date got up and went over to the bachlorette party table and was started talking to the topless bride-to-be. After a few mintues, they went into the bathroom. And had sex. Two days before her wedding. While I was on a date with him. After they did it, he just came back to our table, sat down, said “Yea, I fucked her” and acted like nothing unusual had just happened. Needless to say, my friends and I were not impressed and I didn’t see him again after that night.

Comments (18)
kissmymangoFebruary 25th, 2010 at 7:36 am

Ick. I’m sure that was a very happy short lived marriage. Sounds like the slutty bride-t0-be should be marrying that pig date. Eww.

HaaleyFebruary 25th, 2010 at 8:25 am

WHAT? That’s the worst thing I’ve ever heard! Obviously you deserve much better. I don’t get raunchy bachelor/bachelorette parties… obviously they shouldn’t be getting married, unless it’s an open marriage

TheRestOfTheStoryFebruary 25th, 2010 at 10:12 am

Well, who knew that dive bars attracted such low-class clientele? All this time, I thought it was a chic hangout for decent people that just wanted to slum for a night.

EmFebruary 25th, 2010 at 11:57 am

Wow, this is probably one of the most horrific stories I’ve heard on this site. As much as it must have sucked for you, I feel even worse for the husband of the bride-to-be!

lrlFebruary 25th, 2010 at 1:22 pm

I like the short and sweet delivery. no long winded bitchlist of grievances, just to the point. crazy story, too. wonder how that wedding turned out.

Helen SkorFebruary 25th, 2010 at 2:13 pm

I think we have a winner!

NatalieFebruary 25th, 2010 at 3:56 pm

How did this not win the worst date award? This topped the other stories by a mile!

AndrewFebruary 25th, 2010 at 5:06 pm

I think they should have let us vote on the winner.

KittyFebruary 25th, 2010 at 7:53 pm

Oh my god…If that happened to me I would honestly just laugh. What else can you do? Sounds like a total sociopath.

ShivaFebruary 26th, 2010 at 12:10 am

I enjoy the complete ridiculousness of him being like, “Yeah, I fucked her.” You almost have to admire that sort of shamelessness. At least you found out about him sooner than later, but then I guess you could say that about this whole site in general.

SquirrelFebruary 26th, 2010 at 9:42 am

This would be my all time winner (loser?) if it didn’t end with the ubiquitous, “needless to say”.

You’re right, it was needless.

joniFebruary 26th, 2010 at 4:42 pm

OMG, horribly hilarious. Or maybe just horrible! *shudder*

AristoFebruary 26th, 2010 at 5:19 pm

“Well, who knew that dive bars attracted such low-class clientele? All this time, I thought it was a chic hangout for decent people that just wanted to slum for a night.”

Yes, because everyone knows that going to a dive bar is practically asking your date to go fuck some stranger in the bathroom.

Stop trying to be clever. You’re failing.

DreamssFebruary 27th, 2010 at 4:46 pm

Hahaha!! That IS AWSOME!!! I love it!
Well written, short and to the point, and VERY funny! Kudos!!!

MysteryGuestFebruary 28th, 2010 at 12:41 am

“How did this not win the worst date award? This topped the other stories by a mile!”

This.

CanaduckMarch 2nd, 2010 at 9:41 pm

Holy crap how is this possible?

IsIt?April 12th, 2010 at 11:23 am

Hahahahahahahaha!

jlJune 11th, 2010 at 2:44 am

Didn’t win because it’s complete fiction, that’s why. Some DOM getting his jollies off y’all’s reactions.

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