At the Movies

My freshman year in high school and a junior had asked me out and I was out of this world excited. I begged my mom to allow me to go. After many promises and a week worth of house work I was given the go ahead with several conditions: he must pick me up at home and get out of the car and come to the door to retrieve me, we must tell her the movie theater and time and I had to carry my cell phone at all times. Friday rolled around and I was in my best mini-skirt outfit with nice hair and make up. He called to say he was held over at work and would be 30 minutes late. He finally showed up (I could hear his car literally squeak all the way up my hill) and came to the door in rolled up jeans and a plain white t-shirt  to my horror. I guess he was trying to look like James Dean But he was way off!

We got in the car to leave after what seemed like the longest grilling my mother has ever given and then he asked me not to roll down the window of his ’69 Camaro because it wont go back up if I do so. At the movies he insisted I wait by the benches while he paid for our tickets. On his way back to me he pointed out loudly that they raised the prices. We proceed to the door of the theater and the ticket taker asked him for our tickets and then proceeded to laugh and state rather loudly after looking at the tickets, “Dude, taking your little sister to the movie on a Friday night is not cool.” I am on the shorter side, but hardly looked like his little sister. I asked the ticket person why he would assume I am  his little sister. He then informed me that my date had  paid for a child’s ticket for me!

I was so embarrassed at this point, but went along with this charade anyway. During the what seemed like longest movie ever made at which he tried about 30 times to kiss and/or fondle me. I got up to call my mom and get the heck out of there. Luckily, I saw my cousin in the lobby of the theater and he agreed to take me home. I left with my cousin and went dinner with he and his friends. We ended up at Denny’s sitting in a tall backed booth. Who sits behind us, but my date and two of his friends. He  was telling them in a loud voice how great his date was and how he got to second base and can’t wait to take me out again. Upon hearing this my cousin stood up and got in his face, telling his buddies what a loser he is and  how he was lying. Going back to school Monday I was dreading seeing this jerk. It turns out he had gone out on a date the afternoon before ours and had gotten mono from that girl. He was in the hospital and out of school for over three months.

Comments (16)
Angie.March 4th, 2010 at 6:04 am

I absolutely love how this finishes.

KellyMarch 4th, 2010 at 7:59 am

At least you were smart enough to get away from him. Way to go!

ChelseaMarch 4th, 2010 at 8:58 am

It’s almost better that he was acting like a creep. If he had been the perfect charmer, she would have gotten mono too!

rawrMarch 4th, 2010 at 9:40 am

That’s pretty awesome that you left since most teenagers aren’t savvy enough to say “Hey, fuck this shit.” Your cousin gets extra points for telling off that douchecanoe.

EllenMarch 4th, 2010 at 10:00 am

It takes 4 to 7 weeks for the symptoms of mono to show up, so yah… that girl didn’t give it to him.

AndrewMarch 4th, 2010 at 10:48 am

Congrats on being one of the few people on this site to say, “Screw this” & get the heck out of dodge. Funny that you are probably one of the youngest submitters, too.

swiftMarch 4th, 2010 at 10:53 am

It’s funny when a freshman girl gets all dressed up for a date, and expects the guy to be equally as impressive. There are a lot of other freshmen out there that Junior Boy can go after. Which I guess you know now.

MeshellMarch 4th, 2010 at 12:48 pm

@ Swift – LOL, win.

Otherwise, the kiddo was your typical Douchebag Junior Boy. Congrats on getting out of the date before your tata’s were in the hands of an uncouth dingleberry.

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DreamssMarch 4th, 2010 at 7:46 pm

The worst you could say about him was that he was sloppy. I am sure he has learned from his mistakes and is currently dating 3 different women at the same time.

LeviticusMarch 5th, 2010 at 2:30 pm

Yep. Take several weeks for mono to show up. It wasn’t that girl. Consider yourself lucky you didn’t let him get to 2nd base.

gewagMarch 7th, 2010 at 7:18 am

Pff, serves him right. What an asshole, trying to grope you and then telling other people he scored with you? I absolutely hate guys who do that and they deserve everything they get. I love you cousin for standing up for you, if only there were more guys like him.
You did really well with setting a boundary and sticking with it, it helped you dodge a bullet too.

RyanApril 2nd, 2010 at 11:39 pm

Not sure if you know, but Mono spreads rapidly through kisses, so good job avoiding that exploding bullet. Hopefully you learned that guys are typically shit the older they are when you’re that young.

AceMay 28th, 2010 at 9:36 pm

EPIC FAIL: Buying a children’s ticket for your date= proclaiming yourself a pedophile

AceMay 28th, 2010 at 9:38 pm

The ending: bad karma strikes back! A classic example!

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