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myveryworstdate, myworstdate.com

I had been working with this guy for about a year, and he and I seemed to always meet in the break room and chat during our breaks. He was sweet, geeky and a little bit shy but he finally asked me out on a date. I accepted and he and I went out to dinner.

We had a great time at dinner, laughing and chatting over dinner and wine, and he kept talking about his “family” (which he had done at work as well), but I didn’t think anything about it. I just assumed he and his family were close. We went out again — on a picnic in the park this time. Beautiful weather, great conversation, lots of wine and laughter. In short, a perfect day and a fantastic time.

Finally, for our third date, he asked me to come to his apartment so that he could “cook me the meal of my dreams.” We set the date and I said I would bring the wine. I arrived at the appointed time, and he opened the door. Everything smelled wonderfully good, just as he had said, and I said I would uncork the wine to give it a chance to breathe.

As I was uncorking the wine, I heard a noise behind me. A woman with a doubled up fist was striding towards me, screaming, “You whore, get out of my house, he’s MY brother and I am going to f**k him, not you, you slut!!” I swung my purse at her just as she was attempting to hit me in the face and hauled ass out of there.

The next day, he actually had the balls to ask me why I had left and said, “Well, I did warn you I was close to my family.”

Comments (28)
MargaretApril 6th, 2010 at 6:23 am

Good grief! How in the world could you look at him at work after that?

LieselApril 6th, 2010 at 7:06 am

What. The. Hell.

DinkybellApril 6th, 2010 at 7:21 am

OH. MY. GOD.

SaltyApril 6th, 2010 at 7:54 am

Wow.. just wow. I’m with Margaret! How very awkward.

MysteryGuestApril 6th, 2010 at 8:07 am

Magnificent, just…magnificent.

Helen SkorApril 6th, 2010 at 8:08 am

I’ve personally never had to deal with a situation like this (PHEW!), but I would imagine that there is no amount of forewarning that makes finding out that your dream date/ co-worker is banging his sister any less shocking.

I’m still not quite sure how anyone could rate this as anything less than 5-Stars!

LisaApril 6th, 2010 at 8:15 am

He didn’t intervene when the sister attacked you?

Then this supposedly sane, likable fellow brushes off the bombshell that he fucks his sister by saying, “I warned you that I was close to my family”?

Either this is fiction, or you left out a lot of details.

massageonApril 6th, 2010 at 8:51 am

Wow, Umm… incest much?? That’s a messed up situation. You poor thing! I bet work was awkward after that!

MeshellApril 6th, 2010 at 9:18 am

Definitely something fishy here. Things were going swimmingly and then he allows his sister to attempt to assault you? I’m not buying it. Either details are missing or you brought your uncle to this party when you knew it was a Siblings-Only Event.

LalliApril 6th, 2010 at 9:52 am

I dated a guy once that ended up having a very…awkward relationship with his stepsister, and she freaked out on me and told me herself that they had been intimate. Not the best date I’ve ever had…

It’s a far-fetched story, but not completely unbelievable. An extreme example of how dating a coworker can go horribly wrong.

gregApril 6th, 2010 at 10:13 am

Utah?

ian in hamburgApril 6th, 2010 at 10:13 am

I’m with Meshell. This is just fiction.

gregApril 6th, 2010 at 10:13 am

Only acceptable if they are Siamese Twins otherwise no way? Or if its in Utah? :)

SuzanneApril 6th, 2010 at 10:33 am

I find a LOT of the stories on here a little too incredible to be believed but this one takes the cake. Either things were left out as many above me have said or it’s just completely fabricated. Some people (not necessarily referring to the poster) WILL make up or say anything just to get on a website. I’m skeptical though about fantastical stories, what can I say?

kimApril 6th, 2010 at 11:54 am

*cough*fake*cough*

NOONE would be that open about banging their sibling, I mean come on.

UnsightlyJelloApril 6th, 2010 at 1:01 pm

I call fake too.
However, a story like this wouldn’t surprise me. In college I took a class all about sexuality and the media and seeing how much incest porn is out there, there has to be a pretty large appeal.

lrlApril 6th, 2010 at 9:58 pm

I don’t really doubt the story itself – who knows if it happened to OP or not, but this isn’t unlikely by any stretch. (Not to reinforce stereotypes, but I live in the South and I HAVE met a few tiny number of people who keep these sort of secrets. Aside from that, incest is ridiculously more prevalent than most are informed and aware of, all walks and everywhere in the world. Sad, but true.)

Obviously any form of incest isn’t normal, but sibling incest tends to occur in the absence of emotionally available parents, and is more than likely the older sibling grooming the younger. It’s sad but it’s best to view it from a clinical point, that victims of incest should ideally seek therapy because again, more likely than not it is a thing of being convinced it is okay or in denial or even silenced, and tends to unfold to be a delusion, like survival via Stockholm syndrome in kidnapping victims. The hope is that it can be broken out of with therapy. I feel pity for those two, because there is obviously a deep seated issue between them and how can that not be shitty? Here’s hoping they heal some how.

Though, I also can’t help but wonder if, maybe, it was some horribly planned, cowardice scheme to let OP go without dealing with breaking up? But I doubt that more, fooling people into believing you harbor an incestuous relationship is obviously really dumb and damaging should it turn into gossip and all that.

It was a shit date but concerning more than anything. Honestly I’d distance myself far away from that as well. I think this is ultimately a saddening story if it is true, but pretty comical if fiction.

(apologies for such length^, ugh.)

momoApril 6th, 2010 at 11:11 pm

What. the. fuck. Ahahaha that’s awesome

LisaApril 7th, 2010 at 5:09 am

lrl— That sibling incest exists, I don’t doubt. What I do doubt is THIS fishy-smelling story.

DuncanApril 7th, 2010 at 7:38 am

We don’t know exactly the circumstances under which she ‘hauled ass’. My reading of it was that the brother was in the other room at the time (something to do with the wine instructions seems to imply that); it’s a plausible alternative that the sister is deranged, scared the OP away and then lied to her brother as to why OP had to leave making his explanation make more sense. Anyway, that seems one alternative which trades actual incest for mad sister.

Original PosterApril 7th, 2010 at 8:53 am

OP here..this actually happened to me several years ago, so for all the people who are questioning the validity of my story, I can assure them it really did happen in this way. Although I could not get ALL of the details into the story (obviously), he was in the kitchen and I was in the living room area when it occurred. There was no warning from him at all that he actually LIVED with this woman.

I did find out several months later from a mutual friend that this woman is/was his half sister, but the guy and his half sister moved away and I never heard from him again. I think that is a good thing.

gewagApril 7th, 2010 at 9:18 am

I would have called the police;
- Assault
- Incest? WTF??

aprilApril 7th, 2010 at 1:16 pm

LOL whoa, i will never again think that my dates are trainwrecks.

ThandiApril 8th, 2010 at 7:07 am

OP there were no signs that you can sort of make out looking back now? There are always signs to things, suprises don’tt just come. Sorry it happened to you though, I’d feel so dirty just being the date of such a creep.

YGApril 8th, 2010 at 7:57 am

Sounds like Flowers in the Attic all over again…

AnnieApril 10th, 2010 at 8:36 am

What’s with the Utah references? I’ve heard people joke about Alabama or West Virginia, not that that is likely to have much basis in reality, but even the historical polygamy was never incestual.

JenApril 14th, 2010 at 9:33 pm

Who uncorks wine while holding their purse?

ashleyApril 16th, 2010 at 9:04 am

No way.
Lies

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