Bad AIM

my very worst date, text

I met this guy at work, and we really seemed to hit it off (he was a customer.) When he asked me out, I happily said yes. We decided to go to the movies to see One Missed Call. Halfway through the previews, he told me he had to use the restroom, and that he’d be back. Well, the rest of the previews came and went, so did the first hour of the movie. I finally got curious, and went looking for him. He was gone. What’s was even weirder to me is that I was the one who drove.

When I got out to my car, I checked my phone. He texted me that his father was in the hospital and that his brother swung by to pick him up. He also asked if we could reschedule. I said yes, feeling terrible. So I went home and popped on AIM, and what did I see? Him. Online. He sent me an IM, thanking me for being awesome, and that he was home and his cousin was fine. I thought I had miss read my text, because I thought it had said father. I looked back in my text inbox, and sure enough, he said his FATHER was in the ER. So when I cornered him, he confessed that he had a girlfriend and she was why he left!

Comments (13)
TMSJune 7th, 2010 at 6:02 am

So he’s cheating on his girlfriend by going out with you behind her back, and then lies to you (twice) after ditching you in the middle of a date to go to his girlfriend. Yeah, this guy is a grade A Jackass.

AndrewJune 7th, 2010 at 6:04 am

Is it really that difficult to stick to one story? What a moron.

lifebeginsat30tyJune 7th, 2010 at 7:06 am

I’d say your lucky for only having to put up with guy through less than a date! Ass

LoveintheDumpsJune 7th, 2010 at 8:52 am

Damn that is some cold shit. On the plus side, how was the movie??

MMMichelleJune 7th, 2010 at 9:17 am

What a dumb ass!

PersJune 7th, 2010 at 10:17 am

What a stupid toolbox. LOL I hope he’s sterile.

TheRestOfTheStoryJune 7th, 2010 at 10:31 am

So his cousin was also his father. We shouldn’t crucify the guy for his family’s shame. But then again, he did want to see One Missed Call.

actrightJune 7th, 2010 at 10:39 am

I guess he knows he girl does not play but why put you through his own stupidity. Not Cool!

DevJune 7th, 2010 at 11:02 am

Loveinthedumps: The movie sucked. I rented it later, because I left midway through. I love a good scare, but that movie didn’t have a single one.

rawrJune 7th, 2010 at 11:53 am

Eesh, what a dumbass. At least this guy’s stupidity lead to you finding out the truth and not wasting any more time or energy on him.

YGJune 7th, 2010 at 12:32 pm

Why did he bother even making the date??

meJune 7th, 2010 at 10:03 pm

i think i might have to boycott this site. kind of eroding my faith in the male species. funny though. if u got out early because he was so dumb, then yr lucky!

YoceanJune 8th, 2010 at 12:02 am

See, this is what happens when you mate with your close relative. The Dabmassary just keep begetting each other. The fact his mother slept with her nephew also puts a hiccup to the theory that an offspring between a Cougar and her Cub tends to be smart.

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