Animated Date

It’s not uncommon or even weird for guys to watch Hentai. And it’s not uncommon or weird for 17 year old boys to plaster their walls with porn. I’d have probably told you to get over it – doesn’t sound like a bad date so much as a very typical angsty teenager one! He probably feels a bit embarassed looking back on how he used to be

Emily, something you want to share with us?

If a 17 year old has plastered his walls with porn, I’d say his parents are very bad at setting boundaries. That’s not normal. Maybe scantily clad women and some cheesecake, but not full out porn.

@Ellere

I think the writer calls panties & bra “porn”.

I agree with Emily, it didn’t sound that bad. Maybe he was a bad boyfriend, bud doesn’t sound like a horrible date.

I actually am the submitter here, and the panties and bra was not my idea of porn, believe me. He went on quite…animatedly about his fixation with hentai pornography (tentacles!!).

Watching porn is perfectly natural, but not something you tell a young girl on a first date, haha.

It sounds like this is just bitter gripes about a failed relationship, not a worst date

I thought Hentai was a fake tattoo. But it’s fake porn?

Hahaha, this is too funny after I spent a weekend domming my boyfriend and talking about my love for hentai.

Youth is full of exploring who you are. Get over the failed relationship. It’s not like this is “This is one of my past relationships where things weren’t sunshine and unicorns” dot COM.

It IS uncommon and weird for guys to watch Hentai past a certain age (college-aged at the latest) because it is borderline child porn! I am a banker in my mid 20s and I have never even met anyone into cartoon porn…that is, that I know of….and I can guarantee they would ridiculed out of the dating pool if they tried to get with anyone I know. With that said, this might be normal for teenagers. It seems like just a little phase of teenage rebellion, just like her goth phase was. He probably looks back on that and cringes.

I didn’t read this story as being bitter about a failed relationship at all.

And @tronner, that would be henna

@Meshell – shit, I’ve had this site bookmarked wrong this entire time!

I’d like to give you zero stars for relaying your boring narrative in the most uninteresting way possible. Some people on this site make an effort to portray their worst date in an exciting way. Some people aren’t that ambitious, and at least convey meaningful information in structures called paragraphs. Thank you kindly for this big old wall of text.

At all those that dislike this one, let’s boil this date down into a simple syrup and savor what I think the OP was trying to get across.

K – “come to my room, it is super cool. I have the NIN Halo 4 “Sin” UK single released in 1990″
OP – “wow, Trent rules”
OP – “oh my, what is THAT”
K – “that’s my fake tattoo porn, I really like porn. Porn porn porn. Naked cartoon women porn”
OP – “erm…ok”
OP – “let’s go to the sunlight and make fun of the people wearing birkenstocks”
K – “Ok, will you hit me first?”
OP – “erm…ok”

@Glenn I don’t believe it was a wall ‘o text when I submitted it, maybe the formatting got all weird just on my end.

But good job raging about things someone said on the internet. I’m sorry I ruined your life with my uninteresting narrative.

Hi Andrew! I picked out my dress!

@UndeadFiend Oh don’t worry, you didn’t ruin my life, but this was just a let down. Some of the stories on here are truly impressive. Your story is essentially one of you being ridiculously prudish. As shocking a discovery it may have been to you to find out teenage boys are into pornography, I was strangely unimpressed. Your terrible writing format just made a boring story that much more of a waste of space on this site, which at its best dissects gruesomely awkward dates – horrifying point by horrifying point. Not trying to be harsh to you personally, just wish this site had more uniform standards when accepting submissions.

@Glenn, would you be interested in being an unpaid intern and help go through submissions? We thought the story was worthy of being published even though it’s not similar to other dates we have posted.

the guy is 17…now if this date involved a guy of 27, then it would be creepy.

“It IS uncommon and weird for guys to watch Hentai past a certain age (college-aged at the latest) ”

i’m a 26-year-old female and quite like a bit of hentai every now and again….

@Glenn, would you be interested in being an unpaid intern and help go through submissions? We thought the story was worthy of being published even though it’s not similar to other dates we have posted.

Haha, I think what they are saying is, this is a free entertainment site, get over yourself.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: People called ‘K’ are crazy.

Teenagers make an awkward attempt at having a relationship, news at 11.

Why isn’t anyone alarmed by the fact that he asked to be hit again and sexually stimulated by a girl on the first date? Regardless of all of the above, I still think that’s a little weird.

The comments on this article are as funny as the story! I actually liked the story… it shows what happens when an angsty submissive goes on a date with a innocent girl that’s a bit goth, but not really into the crazy stuff.

I dated a 17 year old goth chick, and one day she was having a bad day and asked me if she could punch me in the face to help relieve her tension. (I said no, glad she asked first!) Goths are quite often into dom/sub stuff and chains and the like, so your 17 year old boy’s request for a punch in the arm wasn’t too weird I suppose.

My house nearly burnt down during my date with the goth chick, I’d post the story, but it was a great date.

@ Justine – who told you that? Because it is incorrect. Firstly, it is not cartoon porn, it is anime porn, and anime (porn or otherwise) is something that is not unusual for adults to watch. How is it borderline child porn? I would say something else here, but it would be inappropriate and I am a classy person.

@admin- haaahahahahahahahahahaha. Love this site.

@the usual suspects (you know who you are): even when I don’t comment, you always make me smile.

@Ellere

“If a 17 year old has plastered his walls with porn, I’d say his parents are very bad at setting boundaries. That’s not normal. Maybe scantily clad women and some cheesecake, but not full out porn.”

Maybe you had a more prudish upbringing than me, but at 17 most if not all of the lads I was friends with had some kind of scantily clad half naked blonde woman pinned up on their wall. The geekier of my friends who loved anime, would also have a hentai picture or two.
It was stupid, and a bit threatening to any girlfriend they may invite back (‘oh hey, I perve over these perfectly drawn women that you look nothing like’) but it wasn’t weird or indicative of them being bad boyfriends. Just lame teenagers

@zomboid – I’m a 31 yo woman and I like watching Hentai too… Seriously, folks, Hentai-watching doesn’t make you a deviant. Neither does watching any other kind of adult porn, for that matter. It’s about personal preference. Hentai is NOT child pornography, which is *actually* abhorrent.