Animal House

A guy I was just getting to know invited me over to his house to watch a movie. As he gave me a tour of his home, I noticed some odd things. First, was the two-foot by two-foot wooden box with several live rattlesnakes in it. Then, there was the small animal skeleton. I couldn’t help asking about the animal skeleton. The guy told me that it was an owl and described the work that went into mounting it onto a board. I must have appeared interested, because he became very excited and decided to show me his real treasure: a bag full of animal skulls that he kept in his closet.
The animals included a raccoon, squirrel, cat, opossum, rat and several others. He explained to me that he didn’t kill the animals himself, just merely found them on the side of the road, took them home, boiled the flesh off of them and bleached them. Oh, well then that’s perfectly normal.
I excused myself and didn’t stay for the movie.


