Lock, Stock, And Barrel On Out

I can understand her concern at you locking her son out of the apartment…

If I found you had locked my child outside, I would have kicked you out.

So…. You lock a kid out of the flat and SHE’s the bad one? Yeah… I’d scream bloody murder if anyone did that to my kid!

Yeah. Locking a child out of his home is a really douchey thing to do.

Bit of a douche move on locking a small child out of his house, so much potential for that to turn that into a traumatic experience for him. Moreso than walking in on adult activities, i would argue.

Douche move on her part as well though, not making sure her ex couldn’t walk in on you two… Glad you made it out of there with your face intact.

i can’t…she was willing to kick the kid out to have sex with some guy she’d just met for the first time…she was obviously deliberately trying to set up a big drama with her ex and this poor schmoe was nearly in the middle of it

Seems like this was a setup. I guess she got mad because you locked the front door, assuming if you guys were going to have sex you’d lock the bedroom door. But if her ex just showed up after she went to open the door, it seems like she wanted someone to come in on you guys. Though you shouldn’t have been involved with someone who is going through a divorce, if you do I suggest getting someone who is already legally divorced and not going through a process.

If I was a kid and came back to my house to find the door locked, I’d just ring the doorbell. If my parent answered the door quickly, I don’t think it would scar me at all.

yeah, i think most kids are capable of dealing with a locked door without needing therapy later in life; i’d be more worried about his broken home, batshit crazy mom and angry biker dad

Woah. First, sounds like a setup/blackmail/robbery type thing. Tell the guy the huge biker is out of town (who you’re married to), then have him walk in on you about to have sex… Not good. She went nuts that you locked the door because he needed to get in to walk in on you.

On the other hand, maybe not. If I’m understanding this right, you were about to have sex with this woman, then you saw a huge biker bust into her apartment, where she was alone with her kid, and you did…nothing. How would you have felt if you saw her and the kid on the evening news?

Wait a minute, you said she was looking to meet a nice guy. Nice guys don’t plan on banging someone on the first date.

Mary women looking for nice guys don’t invite men over for a nice bottle of wine at their place on a 1st date! Are you kidding me?

Also I don’t understand why most of the women on here are bashing the OP because(gasp) he locked the door! Where’s the Accountability from the mother? “Hey Johnny run along and go outside I’m gonna sleep with this random guy”. At least he had the smarts to get the F outta there once pycho slut lady tripped out.

Clearly this is a setup and everyone involved (Minus OP & the child) are complete nutjobs. Big bad biker Ex comes home to find his not yet divorced wife banging some schmoe in the bedroom & beats the crap out of him.These fools probably do this gag all the time. Wake up y’all

Yeah, there is no way she was actually pissed that he locked the kid out. People keep flipping out because of that one sentence while ignoring the rest of the story. She said her biker husband was out of town, yet he showed up right after they should have been getting into it in the bedroom.
I’m thinking she wanted a nice guy to manipulate into the bedroom to make her husband jealous and possibly beat the crap out of OP.
Also, Puzzled, really? He’s a big biker dude, so obviously he’s going to kill his wife and child because they’re divorcing?
I wouldn’t be surprised if they weren’t actually getting a divorce all along.

So a random guy locking the door to prevent little johnny from seeing some dude pounding the shit out of mom is a douche, but mom is a not for telling him to skedadle while she sucks off some guy she just brought home? You guys are freaking weird….

I think he can handle a locked door better than a naked dude thrashing around on mom while she makes crazy noises…..

The Mom is the complete dbag in this story! Total set up!-of course she didn’t want the door locked, her EX was about to come in and kick some NICE guys’ ass.

Plus, I know as a child if I came to open my house door and it was locked I would know to uhhhh RING THE DOOR BELL…duh!

If you’re hating on the OP in this one you really need to get a clue.

I dunno…sounds to me like the OP wandered into the opening of a gay porn movie.

I’m hating on the MILF AND the OP in this story. OP, don’t bang married women. MILF, well, stop inviting drama and start taking care of your child.

Why does everyone assume the worst of the husband just because he’s a biker? What the hell does that have to do with anything?

can’t speak for everyone but i assumed the worst because he conveniently turned up, with a burly friend, just when the missus had been intending to have the OP in the sack, taking special care to leave the door unlocked for him to walk in…of course it could be that he knew nothing about what was going on…who knows

Yeah, OP fails in my book because he locked a child out of the house (@Drinky: locking a child out of the bedroom in order to avoid him walking in on sexytime is fine; locking a child out of the HOUSE is a horrible move, whether it traumatizes him or not.)
Mum’s a crap parent in this one as well, obviously, and the biker may or may not have been an upstanding man. Regardless, it does seem a tad bit like a setup and even if it wasn’t, probably good to have gotten out of there when OP did.

I’m with you, Blondie. Not really sure how being a “biker’ is somehow synonymous with “crazy psycho.” If he had said, “My date also informed me that her ex-husband was recently kicked out of the Hells Angels for being too violent, but this didn’t worry me as she also said he was out of town at a knife-fighting convention” then I’d understand.

locking the bedroon door is ok. locking the child out of the apt is not. if she had one of those studio rooms (the ones were the bedroom is the living room) then sex is not ok. and on the first “date”? this was a hook up not a date. OP FAIL seeing as mom would go thru with it is a mom fail as well….

I’ve heard of couples that get off on the man catching the wife in the act with random stranger and “saving” her. I think it was an episode of Law & Order: SVU.

What’s wrong with you people? Who cares who’s in the wrong here? Either way you look at it, it’s a tense situation that was barely avoided.

Whether or not YOU think OP messed up on the locking part, or you think OP is a saint, doesn’t matter. What you should be looking at it is a different type of MWVD, and one that wasn’t worst-case scenario, and rather close-call scenario.

You’re all too hellbent on stupid shit, honestly.

There’s a million things wrong with this story, including the proof reading that didn’t make it to the 3rd word.

P.S. They aren’t almost divorced if they still live together.

Billy, I don’t know what you mean by lack of proofreading. Don’t you always “lock your door white”?

I’m not so sure this was a setup. If it were, then the mom wouldn’t have flipped out about the locked door, which prompted OP to leave…instead she would have quietly unlocked the door without a word and proceeded with OP to the bedroom.

The reason I picked up on OP locking the door is because he claims that he simply left without saying a word when the woman said she didn’t want him to lock it. This response seems unwarranted as I can understand why she wouldn’t want to lock her child out. Instead of discussing it he just walks out?! OP’s actions were bizarre.

OP and date are as bad as each other IMO.

You locked the kid out? I wish the biker Dad had provided a little discussion on that topic before you left.

God, I hate the word “gal”.

Yeah, this woman definitely wanted to make her “soon-to-be ex” jealous. Good for you, getting out of there. But shame on you for locking a kid out of his house.

LOL @tronner nicely worded

You were kind of a jerk for leaving like that, but it certainly does look like you dodged a bullet.. that couldn’t have been an accident. Definitely a bad date, or at least a bad “trying to have sex with a married woman I just met, in the middle of the day, while her son’s there)

“Coming out of the bathroom, my date went straight to the front door, checked the lock”

And that’s why the OP’s alert system went off. Why in the world would anyone proceed directly from the biffy to check their front door’s lock, unless it was important that that door remain unlocked?

It’s safer to keep the door locked by default, especially if you’ve got kids. You give kids a key so they can let themselves in anytime. That is, you give them keys once they’re old enough to be allowed out unsupervised. So: mom here didn’t care about her kid not being able to get back inside. She cared that somebody else wasn’t going to be able to get in. Somebody who conveniently showed up right about the time she would’ve been getting some action.

Think: this is why she was only available at a certain day and time, she wasn’t able to leave her home or find a sitter, she was willing to get down with a man she had NEVER MET before, and why she got so bent out of shape over a locked door. She had a plan to get back at her ex, and OP was the tool she was going to use in her plan.

And yeah, OP was a tool, all right. He’s lucky he didn’t get worked over.

It’s not about what I see. OP seemed, at least on my reading, to think there was some danger here – so he got the hell out. Isn’t it possible that the wife really thought the man was out of town, and he then showed up with a friend and came in? If I knew a woman was breaking up with her husband, and saw him barreling in, with a determined look on his face, yea, I’d think something was up. You wouldn’t?

I know this is completely off topic, but @Backwoods–my dad is the only person in the world that I ever heard use the word “biffy”. Thanks for making me smile.

I think it’s a fake to be honest.

Ha. I don’t care how dumb the OP and his “date” were in this story … I got a good chuckle out of it. Isn’t that the point of this site?

Poorly written white trash tale of failed infidelity. I want my three minutes back.

You are one lucky dude!!! Better next time to think with your head and not your balls.

I wonder how he got to see the biker enter without knocking or ringing the doorbell while sitting from his car. Sounds fake to me.

T you’e an Idiot. Try reading the last paragraph again & then see if you can figure it out k?

“Getting into my car, I noticed another car coming in with two biker looking guys inside who parked several cars away. I sat there waiting, wondering if one of those just happened to be her EX. Soon this huge greasy, hairy-looking dude got out, walked straight to the door I had came out of just two minutes before, and entered without knocking or ringing a doorbell.”

So in summary OP cleary saw the biker FROM HIS CAR!!! Dumbass

I would have prefered that OP turned out to be master in four martial arts and kicked the bikers’ asses. THAT would be a cool story!