Girlfriend Shopping Goes Awry
I was out shopping in a department store recently when I noticed a girl in front of me in the queue, so I chatted to her briefly. I felt quite embarrassed but I asked her out for coffee. She said yes and we went right away. She seemed nice, so I got her number and we called and chatted all that week. She seemed really super keen to meet me so I made plans to meet her for a drink down the pub one night. Deep down I kinda knew she wasn’t girlfriend material, but I went with it nonetheless.
Well what an unmitigated disaster!
Her mood was very ‘spiky’ I’d say; she got very stern and serious and then told me how her last boyfriend had died, how unhappy she was with her life, etc. Then she started crying…right there in the bar!
Her sense of humor was very odd indeed. I found her to be very dry, and, worryingly enough, quite scary! She kept asking where I lived, what floor and how many apartments were in my block etc!?
Then, to top it all of, she asked me what I’d do if she killed herself!!!? Holy sh*t!
She’s one messed up girl…I just hope she doesn’t stalk me!