Experimentation

I had known K all throughout high school. We were friendly classmates and would occasionally go out together to parties, as friends. I graduated and went to another city for college, and while I was fairly sure I was gay I still had never experimented with a girl and was slightly curious as to whether or not I could be bisexual. I had heard that K was on somewhat of a slut rampage, seducing guys by showing up to their houses with a packed bowl and a condom. I did not think this extended to me because we had always been friends and I felt pretty comfortable around her.

New Years Eve she called me up and asked if I wanted to hang out and get f-ed up with her. I did not consider this a date but it was New Years and I was feeling like we could definitely take over the night. Soon, however, the night took over us. We bought two 2-liter bottles of wine and before I knew it K pulled out two Ambien XR from her purse and handed me one. I laughed and said “F it” and accepted the haze that would soon come over us. Here’s what I remember after that:

1) The Ambien took a while to set in, but once it did we realized we didn’t have corkscrews to open the wine. We suddenly found ourselves at an adult dinner party where we knew no one, mingling and making our way to the kitchen for a corkscrew.
2) Cut to an elementary school playground, both bottles of wine half drunk, singing at the top of our lungs and estimating the time to be around 11:00.
3) It’s nearly 12:30, with no memory that it is even January 1st, we are making out under the slide, both bottles of wine completely drunk and for some reason buried in the sandbox about a foot deep.

Suddenly K began screaming, literally screaming at the top of her lungs for help. I asked her “What’s wrong?” and she couldn’t answer me but only kept screaming. I tried to help her up as she was sprawled out in the sandbox, but the drugs’ effect on me could not allow me to support both hers and my weight, so each time I got her up we would both topple over. A neighbor to the playground yelled to us that if K doesn’t stop screaming she will call the police. K screamed louder. Pretty soon the police showed up and I realized that no matter what light you shine on this, it would look like an attempted rape.

Just as the police are questioning me and a sobbing K, K’s mom showed up out of nowhere. She dismissed the police and said to K “You’re doing this again, K? This is the second time this week!” She then drove us both home where we slept in the same room (against my will) and her dad drove me home the next morning on one of the most awkward car rides of my life.

K remembers nothing of the event, has stopped taking Ambien, and we are still friends to this day. I came out as a gay man VERY shortly after this incident.

Comments (26)
NattieJune 28th, 2012 at 6:35 am

This is why mixing drugs and alcohol are bad, kids (I have to say, I’ve never heard of anyone taking Ambien to get high.)

I hope K got the help she needs, though.

zomboidJune 28th, 2012 at 6:44 am

you lost me at ‘slut rampage’…classy way to talk about a friend

KJune 28th, 2012 at 7:11 am

You know, if had any close male gay friends…I’d swear this was about my own sordid, shameful past.

Alas, all my closest queer circle is femme and/or trans*.

Nonetheless, I publicly apologize to any and all people I blacked out in sandboxes with.

JayJune 28th, 2012 at 7:23 am

Would’ve been helpful to have the words “I’m a man” somewhere at the top of this.

BeccaJune 28th, 2012 at 7:30 am

Yeah I am with you Jay. The entire time I was reading this I was wondering if OP was a male or female.

EllereJune 28th, 2012 at 7:47 am

“Self-actualized sexuality rampage.”

sarahJune 28th, 2012 at 9:20 am

um… weird?

RattusJune 28th, 2012 at 9:27 am

***and while I was fairly sure I was gay I still had never experimented with a girl and was slightly curious as to whether or not I could be bisexual.***

I’m not sure why the above posted sentence left some people scratching their heads as to the gender of the OP. It seems quite clear to me.

Elly-RoseJune 28th, 2012 at 10:11 am

HAHAHAHA!

This is one of the funniest stories I’ve read on here. Good work MVWD for picking some good ones lately.

Drinky the Drunk GirlJune 28th, 2012 at 11:05 am

Woah woah woah, nothing wrong in saying she went on a slut rampage. Aint nothing wrong with going on one either, he is just calling a spade a spade. I would die for my best girlfriend but she has some serious slut qualities about her. Yet another thing to love!

sf_dJune 28th, 2012 at 11:10 am

@Drinky – “Slut” is not something you call a woman who’s indulging in her sexuality. It’s a shameful and rude thing to say.

AudaxJune 28th, 2012 at 11:11 am

This was hilarious. Did you seriously crash a party?

NattieJune 28th, 2012 at 11:32 am

If we women stopped looking down on ourselves and each other for enjoying too much or not enough, we wouldn’t be offended by the word “slut” (or any other term that implies you’re too promiscuous or not promiscuous enough.) If you’re not ashamed of your sexuality, you don’t need to be offended by a term used to describe it.

Sincerely,

A Prude

MaryJune 28th, 2012 at 11:40 am

***and while I was fairly sure I was gay I still had never experimented with a girl and was slightly curious as to whether or not I could be bisexual.***

If it’s a girl, then you think, she thinks she’s gay but hasn’t actually gotten with a girl.
If it’s a guy, then you think he thinks he’s gay but hasn’t actually gotten with a girl.
It could easily go both ways!
Team Jay!

MaryJune 28th, 2012 at 11:41 am

And, I’ve been on a slut rampage and wouldn’t blame anyone I know for saying as such.

LongironsJune 28th, 2012 at 11:50 am

Hi Mary.. ‘sup? Can I buy you a Midori Sour?

zomboidJune 28th, 2012 at 1:37 pm

yes yes, we’re all liberated women here, it’s still shit to call your friend a slut,
sincerely,
not a dick to my friends

?June 28th, 2012 at 1:51 pm

OP, I am a bit confused about the whole coming out of the closet since that incident: you said you hadn’t been with a girl and therefore weren’t sure you may have been bi. As this wasn’t neither a true date (even from the start, I didn’t sense any feelings for each other than friendship – her invite to you to get tanked sounded like a platonic one to me) nor was there sex involved so I’m curious how that allowed you to make up your mind?

Of course, you might just might have become more sure of your orientation naturally, but I honestly don’t see the link and hence the relevance of the your references to K’s behaviour and coming out of the closet.

AppleJune 28th, 2012 at 4:22 pm

I prefer ethical slut, thank you.

“The difference between a lady and a tramp is discretion.”

KJune 28th, 2012 at 5:07 pm

PS. What happened here is she (probably) wasn’t trying to be a drama queen or accuse you of anything. Ambien makes you sort of slide in and out of reality. Your memory is spotty too, you know OP? She came to buried in a sandbox with a guy. She probably didn’t remember anything about how she got there, who she was, or hell…who SHE was. She just knew that she was in a weird, scary situation and didn’t know how she got there. So she screamed.

belieJune 28th, 2012 at 7:57 pm

i thought it was a girl cuz it talks about experimenting w/a girl in the beginning; why would a man ‘experiment’ w/a girl? then i read i came out as a gay man. what a shock.

DeeJune 29th, 2012 at 5:39 am

My favorite part was when you buried the wine bottles deep in the sandbox. Also, thank gods for K’s mom or you’d be on the sex offender registry or something!

NattieJune 29th, 2012 at 6:09 am

@Zomboid:
Sure, it’s a dick thing to say if your friend takes offense at the word, just like it’s impolite to say “my short friend” if your friend is self-conscious about her height. If your friend self-defines as a slut, or merely doesn’t find the term offensive, I can’t see what the problem is.

SallyWordSlingerJune 29th, 2012 at 7:24 am

Meh, whatever. It’s a good story about a bad night.

poopflingerJuly 6th, 2012 at 12:02 pm

This whole story was a mess. Try better next time, OP.

JeffJuly 7th, 2012 at 10:34 pm

Well, OP, sounds like your subconscious mind successfully sabotaged your one attempt at a heterosexual experience, thereby giving you the “proof” you felt you needed before you could admit your orientation.

Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay?

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